Great...

Let's hear it for finding out that - as per fucking usual - the guy you like has a thing for your best friend. Just add insult to an injury-full day. Thanks a lot.

Yes, I realize she is ridiculously hot. But interestingly enough, she is also sort of a bitch and very difficult to be in a relationship with.

I am SO SICK of being "The Best Friend." Does it never occur to anyone that "The Best Friend" would like to have a real relationship of her own? Let's look at this:

Guy #1, first love of my life, only boy I ever loved - getting married soon.

Guy #2, my dearest friend but also one of the few guys I could see myself with - stubbornly oblivious.

Guy #3, the first boy to ever ask me out - I wasn't allowed to date; we now live a state away from each other and he's dating some hot, supermodel chick.

Guy #4, the next boy I trusted my heart with - he's a jackass and he shattered my heart. That is all.

Guy #5, first guy who ever showed serious interest in me - I didn't know him very well so I turned him down. Now that I know we're perfect for each other, he's taken.

Guy #6, the first guy in a long time who I've been like "okay, we could be good together" - he likes my best friend.


With a track record like that, is it any wonder I'm single? And let's not forget the creepers, assholes, 15-year-olds, and gays who have passed through my life.

Sucks that lesbianism isn't an option, because, goddammit, it would make my life a whole hell of a lot easier.